The great cloud joke

Once upon a time, in the cloud kingdom of Cloudalon, there lived a cloud king. One cloudy day this cloud King, who was cloudily named Cloud Cloud the fifth, called his cloud son, the cloud prince Cloud Cloud the sixth, over to his cloud side.

“My cloud son,” the cloud king said to cloud prince Cloud Cloud the sixth, “in another cloud kingdom a very short cloud distance away there lives another cloud king. This cloud king has a cloud princess that I think that you should marry. Here she is, the cloud Princess Cloudina Cloud of Cloudonia.”
Cloud prince Cloud Cloud the sixth, upon seeing the cloud princess Cloudina Cloud of Cloudonia, agreed to marry her. And so, on the next cloudy day, in the cloud garden, Prince Cloud Cloud the sixth and stood by the cloud altar and watched his cloud bride-to-be, the cloud princess Cloudina Cloud of Cloudonia, march down the cloud aisle wearing a cloud wedding dress and carrying a bouquet of cloud flowers. Just as the cloud princess Cloudina Cloud of Cloudonia reached the cloud altar, however, an evil cloud magician appeared and cast a cloud spell on the cloud princess. In a cloudily moment, the cloud princess Cloudina Cloud of Cloudonia had vanished.

“What have you done?” cried the cloud prince Cloud Cloud the sixth.

“I have sent the cloud princess Cloudina Cloud of Cloudonia to a cloud cave in the cloud mountain Mount Cloudtop. There, in her cloud cave, she is guarded by the cloud dragon Cloudfang. The cloud princess Cloudina Cloud of Cloudonia is cloudily safe there, but the cloud dragon Cloudfang, will not let her rejoin the cloud kingdoms of Cloudalon and Cloudonia.”

“You are cloudily insane,” the cloud prince Cloud Cloud the sixth said to the Cloud magician, but the cloud magician had vanished.

“What are you going to do, my cloud son?” the cloud king Cloud Cloud the fifth of Cloudalon asked his son, the cloud prince Cloud Cloud the sixth.

“I am going to take my cloud horse, Cloud Lightning, and my cloud sword, Cloud Death, and go slay the cloud dragon Cloudfang and rescue the fair cloud maiden the cloud princess Cloudina Cloud of Cloudonia.”

“May the cloud God speed you well on your cloud journey,” the cloud king Cloud Cloud the fifth of Cloudalon cloudily blessed his cloud son, the cloud prince Cloud Cloud the sixth. With that, the cloud prince Cloud Cloud the sixth got his cloud sword, Cloud Death, and his cloud horse, Cloud Lightning, and rode off to the cloud mountain of Mount Cloudtop and the cloud cave thereon, in which lived the cloud dragon Cloudfang and his cloud prisoner the cloud princess Cloudina Cloud of Cloudonia.

The cloud hero of this cloud story, the cloud prince Cloud Cloud the sixth of Cloudalon, rode his cloud horse Cloud Lightning over many cloudy miles along many cloud roads and through many cloud fields. He crossed many cloud streams and many cloud mountains, though none of them were the cloud mountain of Mount Cloudtop and the cloud cave thereon, in which lived the cloud dragon Cloudfang and his cloud prisoner the cloud princess Cloudina Cloud of Cloudonia. When the cloud prince Cloud Cloud the sixth crossed these cloud mountains, he trudged his way through cloud snow. Cloud sand lined the cloud deserts he crossed, and there was cloud water in the cloud oases.

Eventually, the cloud horse Cloud Lightning got tired, so the cloud prince Cloud Cloud the sixth carried his cloud horse Cloud Lightning over many cloudy miles along many cloud roads and through many cloud fields. He crossed many cloud streams and many cloud mountains, though none of them were the cloud mountain of Mount Cloudtop and the cloud cave thereon, in which lived the cloud dragon Cloudfang and his cloud prisoner the cloud princess Cloudina Cloud of Cloudonia. When the cloud prince Cloud Cloud the sixth crossed these cloud mountains, he trudged his way through cloud snow. Cloud sand lined the cloud deserts he crossed, and there was cloud water in the cloud oases.

Finally, the Cloud prince Cloud Cloud the sixth reached the cloud mountain Mount Cloudtop. There, in a cloud cave on top of the cloud mountain, Prince Cloud Cloud the sixth of Cloudalon could see the cloud smoke from the cloud dragon Cloudfang who lived in the cloud cave in which the cloud princess Cloudina Cloud of Cloudonia was a cloud prisoner. Our cloud hero, the cloud prince Cloud Cloud the sixth of Cloudalon, climbed the cloud mountain Mount Cloudtop and slew the cloud dragon Cloudfang as the cloud beast slept cloudily. The cloud prince Cloud Cloud the sixth of Cloudalon rescued the cloud princess Cloudina Cloud of Cloudonia. But their cloud adventures were not yet come to their cloud close. They still had to get home cloud and sound.

So…

The cloud hero of this cloud story, the cloud prince Cloud Cloud the sixth of Cloudalon, and the newly rescued cloud heroine, the cloud princess Cloudina Cloud of Cloudonia, rode the cloud horse Cloud Lightning over many cloudy miles along many cloud roads and through many cloud fields. He crossed many cloud streams and many cloud mountains, though none of them were the same cloud mountain of Mount Cloudtop which in the cloud cave thereon the cloud prince Cloud Cloud the sixth slew the cloud dragon Cloudfang and rescued the cloud prisoner the cloud princess Cloudina Cloud of Cloudonia. When the cloud prince Cloud Cloud the sixth crossed these cloud mountains, he trudged his way through cloud snow. Cloud sand lined the cloud deserts he crossed, and there was cloud water in the cloud oases.

Eventually, the cloud horse Cloud Lightning got tired, so the cloud prince Cloud Cloud the sixth carried his cloud horse Cloud Lightning and the newly rescued cloud heroine, the cloud princess Cloudina Cloud of Cloudonia, over many cloudy miles along many cloud roads and through many cloud fields. He crossed many cloud streams and many cloud mountains, though none of them were the same cloud mountain of Mount Cloudtop which in the cloud cave thereon the cloud prince Cloud Cloud the sixth slew the cloud dragon Cloudfang and rescued the cloud prisoner the cloud princess Cloudina Cloud of Cloudonia. When the cloud prince Cloud Cloud the sixth crossed these cloud mountains, he trudged his way through cloud snow. Cloud sand lined the cloud deserts he crossed, and there was cloud water in the cloud oases.

Eventually, The cloud hero of this cloud story, the cloud prince Cloud Cloud the sixth of Cloudalon, got tired, so the newly rescued cloud heroine, the cloud princess Cloudina Cloud of Cloudonia, carried the cloud horse Cloud Lightning and the cloud prince Cloud Cloud the sixth of Cloudalon over many cloudy miles along many cloud roads and through many cloud fields. She crossed many cloud streams and many cloud mountains, though none of them were the same cloud mountain of Mount Cloudtop which in the cloud cave thereon the cloud prince Cloud Cloud the sixth slew the cloud dragon Cloudfang and rescued the cloud prisoner the cloud princess Cloudina Cloud of Cloudonia. When the cloud prince Cloud Cloud the sixth crossed these cloud mountains, he trudged his way through cloud snow. Cloud sand lined the cloud deserts he crossed, and there was cloud water in the cloud oases.

Cloud alases and cloud alaks, though, for it seems our cloud heroes, the cloud prince Cloud Cloud the sixth of Cloudalon and the cloud princess Cloudina Cloud of Cloudonia got lost on their way home, for they wandered into the cloud kingdom of an evil cloud king, the evil cloud king Cloud Cloudonovov of Cloudovia. This evil cloud man had the cloud heroes, the cloud prince Cloud Cloud the sixth of Cloudalon and the cloud princess Cloudina Cloud of Cloudonia, arrested and taken to be driven away and thrown into the cloud dungeon. Just before the evil cloud king Cloud Cloudonovov of Cloudovia put them on the cloudy transport, however, he said….

“Cumulon, im bus!”

Content Contributors: Jon Collins